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07 July 2009 @ 01:38 pm
Can't use my external drive at school because the drive is NTFS (which OS X can only read, not write), it's too big to format to FAT32, and the access privileges at school won't let me format the drive there.

welp.
 
 
Chris
06 July 2009 @ 02:33 pm
I woke up dreaming that I was watching an informercial that might become a short script at some point. I love when my imagination gives me little presents like that.

"Daylight, Incorporated: The night may belong to them, but fashion belongs to everyone."
 
 
Chris
05 July 2009 @ 09:06 pm
 
 
Chris
05 July 2009 @ 11:42 am
http://chud.com/articles/articles/19948/1/REVIEW-TRANSFORMERS---REVENGE-OF-THE-FALLEN-/Page1.html

"The thing about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is that it's an objectively bad film. The comedy doesn't work (and there's oh so fucking much of it), the characters are so flat you can't see them from the side, the plot has so many holes you begin to think surrealism was the point, the actors are bored, the action scenes are incoherent, the finale is a staggering anti-climax, the villain makes cyphers seem fully rounded, the pacing perfectly replicates the concept of 'death march'... there's nothing that works in this film. The fact that the illusion of movement is created onscreen may be Michael Bay's greatest and only triumph in this movie. Terry Schiavo would have been bored by this bloated, ponderous piece of shit.

Note: I saw the film in IMAX. Only a few minutes of the film are shot in true IMAX, and those minutes are not complete sequences. Random shots will appear in IMAX, meaning that the aspect ratio for one shot will change. Take into account how quick your average Michael Bay shot is and you'll understand how bizarre this decision was. Another sign that nobody making the movie gave a shit."

my god, the people making this movie literally did not care about what they were doing
 
 
Chris
05 July 2009 @ 01:35 am
did one of you internet people call me tonight and leave a completely muffled and inaudible message on my voicemail?
 
 
Chris
04 July 2009 @ 12:41 pm
 
 
Chris
03 July 2009 @ 11:55 pm
now accepting name suggestions for a movie podcast starring me and ben jackson

go
 
 
Chris
03 July 2009 @ 09:39 pm
hey
hey ben jackson

hey

u wanna podcast sometime y/n i think i have a workflow set up
 
 
Chris
02 July 2009 @ 01:04 am
So I finished the last season.

my life feels empty now

everything I watch on TV is downhill from here
 
 
Chris
30 June 2009 @ 03:54 pm
http://www.bearmccreary.com/blog/?p=2167#more-2167

I ended up not going to this, but still - check it out.

edit:

yes, that's katee sackhoff
 
 
Chris
26 June 2009 @ 08:51 pm
Starship Troopers: amazing, holy crap I love this movie. So Verhoeven.

Now watching "Dead Birds," Civil War-era horror movie. Rented on that alone. Will keep you all posted, I'm sure you're on the edge of your seats.
 
 
Chris
26 June 2009 @ 12:10 pm
anyone ever have these before? I picked up a bag after reading about them on The Consumerist. They're... interesting! They taste like a cross between potato chips and rice cakes, in a good way. I will try the salt and pepper flavor next because mmm.
 
 
Chris
25 June 2009 @ 07:55 pm
i am watching starship troopers for the first time
wish me luck
 
 
Chris
22 June 2009 @ 09:53 pm


movie's going to blow, shyamalan is the worst filmmaker working today, he even got rid of "Avatar" in the title to make room for his own name, movie's going to blow (not a pun)
 
 
 
Chris
15 June 2009 @ 12:04 am
see right through me )
 
 
Chris
13 June 2009 @ 01:53 am
or, "Why Blurry Has Two Broken Fingers and Knows the Taste of a Bacon-Lettuce-Peanut Butter Sandwich"

the story lies within )
 
 
Chris
12 June 2009 @ 10:57 am
http://io9.com/5288415/doomsday-gorehound-neil-marshall-may-direct-predators

Neil "Dog Soldiers / The Descent" Marshall might direct the Predators sequel?/reboot? That is awesome. I love this guy. He's got the horror chops and the action chops to pull it off.
 
 
Chris
11 June 2009 @ 11:00 pm
http://io9.com/5287270/the-grey-the-blue-and-the-spandex-superheroes-of-the-civil-war

I want them all, and people to play them with
 
 
Chris
11 June 2009 @ 12:51 am
Michael Winslow was amazing. So much fun. He did sound for some black and white silent shorts, some Charlie Chaplin and Our Rascals and such. He also did a kung fu movie and a scene from Star Wars. Also: he did Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix and Louis Armstrong.

Great show, LAUREN RULES FOR GETTING ME THE TICKET, HEART LAUREN.